Heckuva Job, Scottie: Scott McClellan has been put out of his misery at last, having "resigned" this morning ahead of a White House staff purge. The President praised the former spokesman's "class and integrity" and said it would be "hard to replace" him. What does the private sector hold for Scottie? VP, corporate communications at Halliburton? Chief spokesman for The Carlyle Group? Too bad Jack Abramoff isn't in a position to hire anyone right now.