Rights, What Rights?: The Onion nails events of recent days, and the new law denying habeas corpus rights to non-citizens, on the head.

“Flanked by key members of Congress and his administration, President Bush approved Monday a streamlined version of the Bill of Rights that pares its 10 original amendments down to a ‘tight, no-nonsense’ six.”

What’s impressive, is that this piece was first posted December 18, 2002.